emrisblog:

grahamsdogs:

animamosaic:

EDDIE. EDDIE IT’S PEOPLE. EDDIE WE’RE EATING PEOPLE.

I AM LIVING FOR THIS

Venom: “Eddie. Eddie that is a human.”

Eddie: “Yes Venom, Hannibal Lecter is a hu-”

Venom: “No, that is a human, ON YOUR PLATE.”

Eddie:

Venom:

Eddie: “…nope. Nope. Nu-uh. V, eat him and I’ll buy you McDonald’s.”

Venom: *gets up and throws the whole table to tackle Lecter:

“CHICKEN NUGGETS”

maritsa-met:

Jeff Bezos' Alleged Texts With Lauren Sanchez Surface After Divorce

Richest man in the world split from wife MacKenzie Bezos after 25 years of marriage

E! Online

“In one message obtained by the outlet, Jeff reportedly wrote, “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

Is this what happens when you ask Alexa to write your sexts?

skullvis:

Me, trying to find ways to connect my favorite song’s lyrics to whatever characters I’m currently obsessed with:

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

a-trex:

i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any

appasauce:

officialcommanderlexa:

officialcommanderlexa:

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

i want a shirt that says #get centrifucked

[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin